Stray - Random Asian Update #4

Today rowed through Vietnamese caves (didn't go quite
so well well when I took the oars), climbed a mountain
behind a temple and our deaf/mute guide went all Golum
over Rosie's watch. Caught twice in the rain biking
home, classroom of twelve year olds gave us shelter
but we had to teach them english, then on the side of
the road as trucks thundered by and us under a tarp
gnawing on sugar cane.

Yesterday fell off a motorbike, (but not moving at the
time.)

Clarifications: the tropical disease was a cold, but a
quite nasty one, I didn't actually piss out the bus
window but seriously would've if that Norwegian guy
hadn't been sitting across the isle.